Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 PEEVES! Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! It's rather depraved. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Why would he? She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. He whimpered as he hardened even more. AU. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. Chapter Text. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. I am legitimately sad about it now. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. - " --", . He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. PEEVES! Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next by snarkysweetness. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. P.S. Please consider turning it on! This doesnt end the same as all the others did. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Oh God Not Again! Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Harry Potter is a slut. Professor, something is poking my bum. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. He hated it. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. Viewed 411 times . Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. Work Search: What the hell? In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Munga. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. Not enough for you? Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. 8. Develop your characters. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. A Black Comedy by nonjon. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. #1. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? What a stupid question. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. Thank you for signing up! [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. 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